#angrily eats the pop tart my boyfriend made me
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okay…what the hell did i miss?
What the fuck. Did someone get knocked up and/or murdered?
basically the girls were left unsupervised in the dressing room (the staff member who was supposed to be supervising them—not me because we all know that i’m inadequate at my job—was actually hanging out in the hospitality room instead of, you know, watching the kids) and one of them took a picture that featured a couple of the girls in just their bras and posted it to instagram. the whole band has been low-key punished in addition to the other things i mentioned happening to those students. this isn’t the first time this season the whole band has been punished for the inappropriate behavior of a few individuals.
if the staff member who was supposed to be watching them had been doing her job, she might have stopped the picture from being taken. i definitely would have.
other neglectful/harmful things the staff has done this season:
compared to the list of things i’ve always done:
i took my job very seriously and i never did anything that wasn’t 100% for the kids. yet i’m getting all this shit from the parents that i wasn’t good enough? at what? at being a responsible adult? i’m obviously more responsible than these parents, these staff members who all somehow managed to earn teaching degrees without actually knowing how to deal with children. is it because the kids like me more than the other staff? i’d really love to know.
today the kids brought up how when i was around nothing like this ever happened. but i still wasn’t good enough. i want—no, i demand to know why.
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
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-some of the students have been assigned in-school suspension
-they are no longer allowed at band practice until the issue is resolved
-the state police are now involved
yet when the rest of the kids brought up the fact that this sort of thing NEVER happened when i was there, the band parents still said that my supervision wasn’t good enough
i want to know what i ever did that was so fucking bad that this situation is preferable to it
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